Stranger: hey man think I could get a cig off you?
Me: sorry, they're for a metaphor...

zefrank:

Things Cats Do That Would Be Creepy If You Did Them 

andybennett:

So sometime yesterday whilst people were still freaking out about the latest DA:I trailer, I hit 1,000 followers. Thanks.
So I’m doing a giveaway.
If you’re one of my followers and you like or reblog this by 9:00am, 28th April 2014 GMT, I’ll pick one of you at random and you’ll receive a free character drawing. Thats right, like or reblog this before MONDAY MORNING to win.
Terms and boring stuff:-
You’re following my blog (because I love my 1,000 followers), You’ve liked or reblogged this post, or both for 2 entries. Not much else. 
I’ll inform the winner by ask box, so keep that open. If the original winner doesn’t reply within 48hrs i’ll pick a new one.
Thanks again guys, you all mean the world to me.
Popping this in the dragon age tag as I think most of my followers are from the Bioware Fandom.

andybennett:

So sometime yesterday whilst people were still freaking out about the latest DA:I trailer, I hit 1,000 followers. Thanks.

So I’m doing a giveaway.

If you’re one of my followers and you like or reblog this by 9:00am, 28th April 2014 GMT, I’ll pick one of you at random and you’ll receive a free character drawing. Thats right, like or reblog this before MONDAY MORNING to win.

Terms and boring stuff:-

You’re following my blog (because I love my 1,000 followers), You’ve liked or reblogged this post, or both for 2 entries. Not much else. 

I’ll inform the winner by ask box, so keep that open. If the original winner doesn’t reply within 48hrs i’ll pick a new one.

Thanks again guys, you all mean the world to me.

Popping this in the dragon age tag as I think most of my followers are from the Bioware Fandom.

eatbarberrypieordie:

Photographer: Agata Serge Photography
Model: Luca Hollestelle

thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)