♔ keep calm

What I say: WE HAVE NO FOOD.

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:04:54 +0700

What I say: WE HAVE NO FOOD.
What I really mean: THERE'S NOTHING I CAN MAKE IN UNDER 5 MINUTES.

fffcuk: subternatural: fffcuk: if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:05:45 +0700

subternatural:

fffcuk:

if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous

or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me

the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess

yellowfur: quitesoftspot: yellowfur: POKEMON WHERE PEOPLE CRY ABOUT FINALLY BEING ABLE TO SIT ON...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:07:33 +0700

yellowfur:

quitesoftspot:

yellowfur:

POKEMON

WHERE PEOPLE CRY ABOUT FINALLY BEING ABLE TO SIT ON BENCHES

Gone were the days where we place the Trainer on chairs and pretend they’re actually sitting.

bienenkiste: “Heroines Couture”. Abbey Lee kershaw by Karl...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:09:58 +0700

bienenkiste:

“Heroines Couture”. Abbey Lee kershaw by Karl Lagerfeld for Numéro #126 September 2011

theskyisfallingahhh: kiree-torakay: skepticalavenger: thefullt...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:12:24 +0700

theskyisfallingahhh:

kiree-torakay:

skepticalavenger:

thefulltimeinternethobo:

deathcomes4u:

recreationalcannibalism:

wtfhistory:

daivialesley:

hatewizard:

laprus:

im setting myself on fire goodbye

I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth

TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA AND HER HUGE ASS EMPIRE BITCH

I’m sorry.

I couldn’t hear you.

Over all the voices of amazing women.

Throughout history.

Who could have

kicked

your

ignorant

ass.

Reblogging this for the gender studies we’re doing in my history course.

No important discoveries of course because discovering what the sun is made of isn’t important at all OH NO.

Whaaat a douchetit fucknugget. I’d love to practice my crotch kicking skills on this dude.

HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT THOUSANDS OF WOMEN ARE RAPED OR MURDERED BY SOLDIERS DURING WAR.

Anytime you see someone say something like “I’m not a , but…” you can be pretty damned sure that they about to prove exactly why they are that type of bigot.

And fuck the douchebag poster maker.

I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THIS EGOTISTICAL, ARROGANT, POMPUS, ASSHOLE.

Oh and you represent the entire male society? What life changing discoveries have you made to deserve a woman to act like a slave for your sandwich demanding ass.

"DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:14:56 +0700

“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?”

-
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

(via aeferg)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:17:11 +0700

etall: Friday night Garrus! (to be animated) (feedback...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:01:43 +0700

etall:

Friday night Garrus!

(to be animated)

(feedback welcome)

snarkeet: eatmyholypixieboots: fresca-has-feels: stryduh: sou...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:58:50 +0700

snarkeet:

eatmyholypixieboots:

fresca-has-feels:

stryduh:

souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

is this real or not because im laughing so hard i cant see through my tears

I CAN’T BREATHE

this is exactly what I was expecting

I’m going to guess what this is before hitting play.

…

Yep, I knew it.

tootricky: my lettuce! ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:57:47 +0700

tootricky:

my lettuce! ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:49:04 +0700

artistofmischief: #gpoy

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:19:41 +0700

artistofmischief:

#gpoy

purple-riot: partridgeinadekutree: they can’t even have a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:22:06 +0700

purple-riot:

partridgeinadekutree:

they can’t even have a regular fight scene in this anime without using a goddamn card

classic

chyo: KLUTZ PANDA X YANKEE PANDA

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:24:13 +0700

chyo:

KLUTZ PANDA X YANKEE PANDA

pokemonpalooza: SUGAR PEAS by *MelissaR1

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:26:57 +0700

pokemonpalooza:

SUGAR PEAS by *MelissaR1

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:29:09 +0700

flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:32:44 +0700

flying-inca56:

“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

vgkait: It is the start of the year 2000, and something is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:34:00 +0700

vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

do-you-have-a-flag: that Korean Hannibal promo though

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:36:45 +0700

do-you-have-a-flag:

that Korean Hannibal promo though

whynotjanice: youcallmechloe: “I have a feeling that one day,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:39:02 +0700

whynotjanice:

youcallmechloe:

“I have a feeling that one day, we’re all just gonna end up in a mental hospital… fandom mental hospital, and I’m pretty convinced that you’ll be able to tell who belonged to which fandom…” [x]

OMG JANICE YOU ARE A GIF SET

I KNOW I SAW IT I’M VERY VERY HAPPY

meanwhile in the mass effect corner we’re getting ready to fight a reaper invasion